Why I gotta get hurt thinking bout ppl who didn’t give a fuck about me in the first place
me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*
oh you’re listening to my chemical romance? i love that band! i love how they just *clenches fist* break up after 12 years
*watches 1 episode of anime*
ah yes now i can reblog it
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
ME: *listens to person complaining about government*
ME: *listens to person blame president for something president has no Constitutional authority over*
ME: *squishes person’s cheeks*
ME: SHHHHHHHH *whispers* IT’S CONGRESS
#DO PEOPLE EVEN KNOW HOW THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT WORKS?
No. No they don’t.